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Make contact with the other side...
So, for some odd and twisted reason you want to e-mail me, well very well, so be it. Although if you have missed all of the links to my address elsewhere on the site then yo must have an IQ in single figures as they aren't exactly subtle at times, although I do like to think that they are still tasteful. Anyway, if you still want to e-mail me then my address is somewhere on this page, I'm sure you can work out the rest for yourself, and if you can't then I would rather not recieve word from you, as it's a miracle you can even speak, let alone write coherently.
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Why would you want to Contact me anyway?
Well, I guess if you wanted to tell me summat about the site, like a broken link, then ypou could mail me, or if you wanted to donate money, or propose marriage. You could ask for a favour I suppose....OK! I dunno why he hell any of you sick freaks would want to contact me, it's not as if I'd read your e-mails anyway....
Where do I live?
Well, I currently live in a village in Hampshire, the South of England, although I am originally from a village on the side of a mountain in the Scottish Highlands. I'm not gonna give out my address on this site as, though I might be disollusioned with society I'm not stupid....no comments on that last statement please.....
