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Archived Wierdness. Hello.
This part of my website is where I stuff all the old articles from my pages and other such hunkem-bunkem. This includes claptrap, gobeldegook, tosh, harem-scarem, twoddle and complete codswallop. So there. Eat my mother.
Sorry about that, but I have to say it; It's a tradition, or an old charter or something....
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Are noses politically correct?
This is one of the major question that ahs been discussed amongst chiropractors for generations; i"is the nose politically correct?" the short answer to this is of course a resounding: NO! The long answer however is probably: NO IT MOST CERTAINLY IS NOT! Give or take a few colours:
7/16/1711 The first hints of Nasal bigotry are visible.
6/25/1800 The infamous Nose Rally of 1800 takes place.
5/30/1853 In a quest for equal rights, the Massaduck Clan of the Hooney River attempt to remove the noses of every human in the world. They failed.
The ongoing arguments for and against Noses continue as we speak, and though it is unlikely that this tender political subject will ever be breached, we at the Twisted Mind of Briceus MacFarlane have constant updates from Chiropractors all over the world. |
I, like many others before me, am the High Lord-Archon to the order of the sprout. The Multi-Epop of our established religion is the true master and as such decides who of all the sprout-eaters gets my most esteemed position. If you wish to find out more about our mystical society, then you may read any publifications by the Multi Epop himself; Robert Rankin. I also provide a help-line and rehabilitation facility for all who did not give thanks to the Grand Sprout-Master on the 93rd wednesday of last week. To get information on how to get help, please e-mail me at the address below: |
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Lord Malvolio Gappingson
Starting his life as a poor sprout-farming gypsy, at the age of 93 he married a rich young baby boy called Percival Rudolpho as part of an arranged marriage off the coast of Equador. He then preceded to murder every single relative of Percy and Percy himself, inheiting the amassed fortune of the Rudolpho family. He changed his name to David Gapp, had major cosmetic surgery (photo above), scrapes by on just enough to live by selling used cars that don't work over the internet (the surgery used up all his money) and now is the Baron-Lord of Pibbleswick-upon-Tythe. (He now bears a striking resemblance to a boy called James Ings of Canford School.) |
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OH MY GOD! A LAMP POST!!!!
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Potatoes of the World Unite
Are you an overworked, underpaid potato? are you an underworked overpaid potato? or are you just a sadistic wierdo potato who wants to bully? If you said yes to any of the above then come and join the rally on the 98th of Octember last year. You can beat up a few Grocers, mush a few peas, and all in the name of equal rights for potatoes!!! |
Aliens sucking up the brains of Picasso, behind a rock!!!! |
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