Run out of amusingly shaped vegetables? Then why not visit a website?
If your turnips aren't growing into strange shapes, and your local parsnip has gone back to it's old, original form, then don't be forced into depression by boredom! Thanks to a network of spider's webs I am proud to present to you (drum roll please...) THE TWISTED CENTRAL NERVOUS SYSTEM OF BRICEUS MACFARLANE!!!! Yes that's right! stemming straight from the brain the central nervous system will link you to other relevant, informative, fun or just plain wierd websites today! (Please remember that refunds will not be given and due to this; garage room should be measured and checked before hand).

Remember: A banana is for life, not just for breakfast.

Seekers of eternal truths and companions to the lost or the lazy (search engines)
AltaVista You know us as the Internet's original search engine.
Lycos One of the most visited hubs on the Internet reaching one out of every two web users.
Yahoo! With over half a million sites divided into more than 25,000 categories, Yahoo! is both browseable and searchable.
InfoSeek Another brilliant search engine brought to you by; THE INTERNET!

Joe The Circle An online archive of what is perhaps the funniest (and most badly drawn) comic character (along with his comics) on the web.
The Church of Sub Genius A funny and, as far as I can tell, fake religion, not to be taken seriously.
Meet-An-Inmate.com Are you at the end of your wits? Then find true love in the arms of a convict at this site.
The Six-Degrees of Seperation hypothesis Can everyone in the world be connected by six friends? Yes, according to the Six-Degrees of Seperation Hypothesis, which is being tested in this new online experiment.
Damn Fine Convention This promises to be one of the greatest conventions of the year, don't miss it, get your place now!
Sprout Lore The official page of the great author, Robert Rankin! Visit, or forever be ignorant!
Instagib A philosophical survey on whether or not childen who have been correctly educated should be allowed the chance to vote on minor political decisions.
Lost Car Park.com Home Page of Surreal Sci-Fi Comedy, featuring the Gay Trekkies, Douglas Adams, Robert Rankin and more!
Mini-Salvage If your looking to buy or sell a used mini then this badly designed website is for you. It is owned by a friend who moaned because it wasn't in my links.

But Remember Kids...
If you or your friends/family are offended/frauded/killed by any of the websites mentioned on this site then we are not to blame, so get over it you pathetic little cry baby, the world is like that, it's not all fluffy rabbits and pink ribbons, time you grew up and developed a backbone.